tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post4513790795595881656..comments2023-06-29T12:54:27.214+01:00Comments on The Home of The Green Arrow: Moslem Jokes - Lets have them pleaseThe Green Arrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08068638909478130288noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-15788220717805123342008-07-02T23:53:00.000+01:002008-07-02T23:53:00.000+01:00Elvis don't you know it is sin to make an image of...Elvis don't you know it is sin to make an image of any living thing?<BR/>Sorry, that's alright then.<BR/>No hang on, couldnt they pool their shits, they were all in it together.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-31124803644616849742008-07-02T23:48:00.000+01:002008-07-02T23:48:00.000+01:00Q:why do the mohammadens wear rubber welly boots w...Q:why do the mohammadens wear rubber welly boots when making love?<BR/>A:To stop the goat shit getting between their toes.<BR/><BR/>Q:Why don't believers wear condoms?<BR/><BR/>A:They don't need them because you can't make a camel pregnant.<BR/><BR/>Imman to the flock.<BR/>"It has come to my notice that some of you have been having sexual relations with ghosts (djins)<BR/>To save your souls from hellfire you must stand before us and confess"<BR/>Timid little bearded man raises himself up and slowly puts up his hand.<BR/>He is violently harangued by the Imman and hissed at by the brothers.<BR/>"How could you lower yourself to have sexual relations with a ghost, Abdul?"<BR/><BR/>Says Abdul with a quisical look,<BR/>"oh, sorry most wise Sheik, I thought you said sexual relations with a goat!"<BR/><BR/>Says the Immam, after a moments thought,<BR/>"Well that's different, Abdul, where do you keep it?"<BR/>(with apologies to freddie starr and the Welsh.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-22962211853384587372008-03-27T09:51:00.000+00:002008-03-27T09:51:00.000+00:00Excuse me for being late...A young lad was playing...Excuse me for being late...<BR/>A young lad was playing with shit and molding it into something when an imam came along and asked, "what are you doing little boy?" The boy proudly said, "I am making a muslim", the imam then suggested he make a model of the greatest man ever to have lived, mohammad (PBUH). The boy puffed up with pride and then slumped down in disappointment and said, "but I do not enough shit for that"...eloivsdiablohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02597635693990475175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-18585252445646482182007-12-25T18:00:00.000+00:002007-12-25T18:00:00.000+00:00These are a couple of funny Youtube skits.Achmed t...These are a couple of funny Youtube skits.<BR/><BR/>Achmed the Dead Terrorist <BR/> <BR/>http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go<BR/><BR/>Achmed The Dead Terrorist Carols <BR/><BR/>http://youtube.com/watch?v=bsHtNZzpzcIAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-31423636394292102772007-12-17T21:06:00.000+00:002007-12-17T21:06:00.000+00:00hgjyukjhgjgytjkjhgukytguytutithgjyukjhgjgytjkjhgukytguytutitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-14885687228041583332007-11-30T16:36:00.000+00:002007-11-30T16:36:00.000+00:00Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samari...Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans. <BR/>Got through to a call centre in Pakistan . <BR/>Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-46136277965354078082007-11-30T14:02:00.000+00:002007-11-30T14:02:00.000+00:00Ok here we go with a Christmas moslem joke:The lat...Ok here we go with a Christmas moslem joke:<BR/><BR/>The latest christmas toy has just hit the shops - a talking muslim doll. Only problem is, nobody knows what it says yet because nobody has the bollocks to pull the fucking cord!<BR/><BR/>& <BR/><BR/>Just been to my first Muslim birthday party.<BR/>The musical chairs was a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!!!<BR/><BR/>& a topical one to finish...<BR/><BR/>British weather, its just like a Muslim, either sunni or shi'ite.Fidothedoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13588552210424845667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-60172908302428845852007-11-30T13:04:00.000+00:002007-11-30T13:04:00.000+00:00Here are your favourite Beatles songs - Muslim sty...Here are your favourite Beatles songs - Muslim style:<BR/><BR/>All My Bombing<BR/>All You Need Is Jihad<BR/>And I Stone Her<BR/>Being For The Benefit Of Mr Bin Laden<BR/>Eight Bombs A Week<BR/>Blowing A Hole<BR/>The Bomb On The Hill<BR/>Here Comes The Jihad<BR/>Hey Jew (Don't Make Me Mad)<BR/>I Want To Sever Your Hand<BR/>Lovely Burka<BR/>Lucy Blown Up In The Sky With Semtex<BR/>Osama's Silver Bomb<BR/>She's Leaving Home (In A Coffin)<BR/>Ticket To Pakistan<BR/>We Can Blow It Up<BR/>When I'm Sixty-Four (I'll Marry A Child)<BR/>While Baghdad Gently Weeps<BR/>With A Little Help From My Koran<BR/>Your Imam Should Knowwatlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07467205277404684691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-43950666048042447332007-11-30T11:20:00.000+00:002007-11-30T11:20:00.000+00:00Here are your favourite Elvis songs - Muslim style...Here are your favourite Elvis songs - Muslim style:<BR/><BR/>Blue Suede Shoe Bomber<BR/>Suspicious Mosques<BR/>US Mailbomb<BR/>Are you Stoning Tonight?<BR/>I Just Can't Help Murdering<BR/>Good Bombing Tonight<BR/>Do Be Cruel<BR/>All Blown Up<BR/>Destroy Las Vegas<BR/>In The Muslim Ghetto<BR/>You'll Never Bomb Alone<BR/>A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Stoning<BR/>Black Bearded Bloodthirsty Man<BR/>Bombers Rush In<BR/>I Can Help (You Die)<BR/>Teddy Bear (Called Mohammed)<BR/>That's All Right Bomber<BR/>The Wonder of Jihad<BR/>Whole Lot Of Bombin' Goin' Onwatlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07467205277404684691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-32384185045691827142007-11-29T07:29:00.000+00:002007-11-29T07:29:00.000+00:00well done folks!ROFLMAOLouise didn't you know that...well done folks!<BR/>ROFLMAO<BR/><BR/>Louise didn't you know that comedy was given the green light by government after Rowan Atkinson questioned their incitement to religious (should read ridiculous) hatred laws.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-66595340632675879132007-11-29T05:24:00.000+00:002007-11-29T05:24:00.000+00:00"If it offends, dont read it!"You took the words o...<I>"If it offends, dont read it!"</I><BR/><BR/>You took the words out of my mouth!<BR/><BR/>Why don't you 'read the Communist Manifesto' instead of reading this blog?<BR/><BR/>Silly question, reading the Communist Manifesto means BANNING this blog, doesn't it?BFBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15552658608760300087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-43403516609942594632007-11-29T05:12:00.000+00:002007-11-29T05:12:00.000+00:00"The point about racial discrimination is that it ...<I>"The point about racial discrimination is that it applies to people regardless as to <B>whether they are aware of it or not.</B>"</I><BR/><BR/>A bit like Orwell, where Parsons ended up in room 101 because his own daughter accused him of thought crimes...and he wasn't even aware of it!<BR/><BR/>Nice one, Troll, I don't want to live in your sick world.BFBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15552658608760300087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-24811410667923488642007-11-29T05:05:00.000+00:002007-11-29T05:05:00.000+00:00"I dont ignore that sort of abuse lightly."Sorry G...<I>"I dont ignore that sort of abuse lightly."</I><BR/><BR/>Sorry GOD!BFBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15552658608760300087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-75855855189848502562007-11-29T04:59:00.000+00:002007-11-29T04:59:00.000+00:00Anon:"Your posting of racist jokes today was not a...Anon:<I>"Your posting of racist jokes today was not acceptable"</I><BR/><BR/>To whom?<BR/><BR/>Were you born self-righteous, or is it a recent development?<BR/><BR/>I could be offended by Benny Hill jokes, does that mean Benny Hill shouldn't tell them?<BR/><BR/>Where do you draw the line with this 'I'm offended' shit?<BR/><BR/>Are you offended by my use of the word 'shit'? maybe only you should be aloud to post on this blog...would that make you happy?BFBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15552658608760300087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-63406759285799211722007-11-29T03:04:00.000+00:002007-11-29T03:04:00.000+00:00GA: The point about racial discrimination is that...GA: The point about racial discrimination is that it applies to people regardless as to whether they are aware of it or not. And it is ridiculous to suggest that the way to avoid being offended is simply not to read something. I could suggest the same thing to you about reading the Koran. If it offends, dont read it! The problem is that it does offend you and you dont EVEN read it (or certainly none of you command any detailed knowledge of it). Your posting of racist jokes today was not acceptable and was discriminatory. I dont ignore that sort of abuse lightly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-48461158335038965742007-11-28T23:53:00.000+00:002007-11-28T23:53:00.000+00:00Some Great Jokes there guys. Keep them coming. Re...Some Great Jokes there guys. Keep them coming. <BR/><BR/>Red Anon: I must make one thing clear to you. These jokes are not hidden away on a private forum. They are there for the entire world to see. If you go to the very bottom of the blog and click on the little red man, you will see the world on here and who is on and the locations of past visitors.<BR/><BR/>I do not like curry so I do not, would not go to an Indian Restaurant. If the jokes offend do not read them.The Green Arrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08068638909478130288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-56090962685256947262007-11-28T23:41:00.000+00:002007-11-28T23:41:00.000+00:00So Lucifer rings Yaweh one day, begging for reconc...So Lucifer rings Yaweh one day, begging for reconciliation:<BR/><BR/>"Look God old son, we've had our disagreements and the bad blood between us has gone on long enough. I always liked you, you can't deny that, and, well, I'm getting a bit bored with the stifling heat of hell, the grinding of bones and the gnashing of teeth. And don't get me started on the moaning and the screaming, they never end. But hey, I miss you, can we bury the hatchet and start again?"<BR/><BR/>"Fucking hell" says the almighty "don't tell me, hell is being overrun with fucking muslim immigrants as well?"<BR/><BR/>Lionheart. No not him, the other one, yes, him without a blog. For now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-89906558370438342202007-11-28T22:04:00.000+00:002007-11-28T22:04:00.000+00:00'Much to Zarqawi's surprise, the virgins who await...<A HREF="http://www.jumbojoke.com/72_virgins_awaiting_martyrs_in_heaven_890.html " REL="nofollow"> <BR/> 'Much to Zarqawi's surprise, the virgins who awaited him in paradise were not quite what he expected.....</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-34814781404089302172007-11-28T21:52:00.000+00:002007-11-28T21:52:00.000+00:00Back on topic 72 questions about 72 virgins;The th...Back on topic <BR/><BR/>72 questions about 72 virgins;<BR/><BR/>The theological questions raised by 72 virgins are both profound and far reaching. For example <BR/><BR/>1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience? <BR/>2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71? <BR/>3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins? <BR/>4) What if he's celibate? What does he get? <BR/>5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age? <BR/>6) If he's bi, does he get 36 of each? <BR/>7) If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit? <BR/>8) What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a-soixante-deux? <BR/>9) Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines? <BR/>10) What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him? <BR/>11) Is there viagra in paradise? Ya know, just in case? <BR/>12) Is there an age of consent? <BR/>13) When they're deflowered, do they get replaced by new virgins or are they "born again"? <BR/>14) Do they become his common-law wives eventually? <BR/>15) If he has a tryst with a 73rd virgin, do the others consider it cheating? <BR/>16) Do the virgins have a union? If so, can they strike if they're not satisfied? <BR/>17) Is there a temp agency that replaces virgins if they call in sick? <BR/>18) What if the bomber's into animals? Does he get accommodated? <BR/>19) Why 72? Is 71 too few? Is 73 too many? <BR/>20) If it was a female bomber, how do the male virgins prove their virginity? <BR/>21) What happens when paradise runs out of virgins? <BR/>22) Can a bomber make reservations on specific virgins before he blows himself up? <BR/>23) If there are no virgins available, is he put on a waiting list? <BR/>24) If he's a catholic priest, does he get 72 little boys? <BR/>25) Would you call a female bomber a bombshell? <BR/>26) Would you call a child bomber a bombino? <BR/>27) Is it not 73 out of respect for Barry Bond's home run record? <BR/>28) If the bomber previously dated one of the virgins, does it get awkward? <BR/>29) Do they have a bomb squad in paradise just in case one of the charges didn't go off? <BR/>30) Did they start using female bombers because they ran out of virgins for the guys? <BR/>31) If she's a lesbian, do they "convert" the virgins, or will straight girls suffice her? <BR/>32) Does a hermaphrodite bomber get hermaphrodite virgins? <BR/>33) If so, are there 72 available? <BR/>34) If they run out of virgins, do they get inflatable dolls till they find more? <BR/>35) If a bomber finds an infidel in paradise, can he blow him up and get 72 more virgins? <BR/>36) Could the Koran have had a typo and it actually provided just one 72 year old virgin? <BR/>37) Is Muslim hell being one of the 72 virgins? <BR/>38) Instead of 72 guys, would a female bomber settle for 1 man who does dishes and garbage? <BR/>39) Do the bombers go broke on Valentine's Day? <BR/>40) If he's monogamous, does he pick one of the 72 or does he get a supermodel? <BR/>41) What if he doesn't like either gender? Does he just klutz around in paradise? <BR/>42) Eternity is long, and eventually he'll grow bored of his 72 women. What happens then? <BR/>43) How does he pick the 72 to begin with? Lottery? Beauty pageant? Police lineup? <BR/>44) Is he allowed to covet his neighbor's virgins? <BR/>45) Do the virgins have agents and/or contracts? <BR/>46) If so, can a virgin request to be traded or put on waivers if she's unhappy? <BR/>47) What should he say if one of the virgins asks "Does this Burka make me look fat?" <BR/>48) If he gives the wrong answer, is he uh, screwed? <BR/>49) How is anyone expected to handle a catfight amongst 72 women? <BR/>50) Did the 9/11 hijackers who didn't know they were going to die get 72 virgins too? <BR/>51) Are scouts employed to find virgin talent? <BR/>52) Do the virgins ever retire, or do they remain virgins forever? <BR/>53) If they retire, what kind of pension plan do they get? <BR/>54) Wouldn't it be interesting if they're virgins because they're ugly? <BR/>55) So is it 72 Muslim girls or like 1 virgin from every culture? <BR/>56) Wouldn't it be sweet if Lorena Bobbit got hired as one of the virgins? <BR/>57) What does Gloria Steinem have to say about all this? <BR/>58) When he gets home, does he have to say "How was your day?" to all 72 virgins? <BR/>59) Do they have counseling for sexual addiction in paradise? <BR/>60) If the virgins start hogging the remote, is he in hell? <BR/>61) They must take up an entire theater when they go to the movies, huh? <BR/>62) Are there restaurants in paradise that can accommodate a reservation for 73? <BR/>63) If a virgin suffers from multiple personalities, is she considered two virgins? <BR/>64) Does he get all the virgins at once, or do they have an installment plan? <BR/>65) Is the bomber entitled to subsitutes, exchanges, or refunds? <BR/>66) What if all the king's horses and all the king's men can't put the bomber together again? <BR/>67) Is "not tonight, dear, I have a headache" a valid excuse in paradise? <BR/>68) Do the virgins come with a warranty? <BR/>69) If so, does paradise replace defective parts and provide on-site service? <BR/>70) What do you call a lifetime warranty if you're dead? <BR/>71) Do siamese twin bombers get 144 virgins? <BR/>72) Who gets to clean up all those nasty sheets?<BR/><BR/><BR/>With thanks to the evil Jooooooooooooz (sons of pigs and monkeys) at <BR/><BR/>http://factsofisrael.com/blog/archives/000079.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-59648432039473993712007-11-28T18:47:00.000+00:002007-11-28T18:47:00.000+00:00Troll:"Amongst other things, race is a social cons...Troll:"Amongst other things, race is a social construct."<BR/><BR/>In truth, I think you will find that society is actually a racial construct.<BR/><BR/>Take a look around the world at the different races and the societies they create for themselves. Each one has evolved to reflect the natural inclinations, disposition and capabilities of its members. Some societies are inherently dysfunctional beyond a certain civilisational level and some never get as far as what we would call civilisation (I could give examples but that would be racist).<BR/><BR/>If indeed 'race is a social construct' perhaps you could offer an explanation as to why all societies aren't at the same level.<BR/><BR/>Regards<BR/><BR/>PatrickAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-21422800017027989942007-11-28T16:47:00.000+00:002007-11-28T16:47:00.000+00:00“A Muslim walks into a pizza parlor…”everybody duc...“A Muslim walks into a pizza parlor…”<BR/><BR/>everybody ducks under the tablesdefenderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01917719316530528130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-55607415794961869622007-11-28T16:15:00.000+00:002007-11-28T16:15:00.000+00:00Anonymouse, we are having a laugh here, do you min...Anonymouse, we are having a laugh here, do you mind. if you do not want to be blown up like the rest of us here, shut your little girlie mouth up and date mohamad. He will soon sort you out.<BR/>in any case mind your own business, what are you my concious or something.defenderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01917719316530528130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-8389320330343296602007-11-28T15:17:00.000+00:002007-11-28T15:17:00.000+00:00Anon 14:45:"1. I never claimed that Islam was a ra...Anon 14:45:<BR/><BR/>"1. I never claimed that Islam was a race! As you know (or should know) racism extends beyond the concept of 'race'."<BR/><BR/>Which makes you a racist for criticising anything that isn't you! So there!<BR/><BR/>Wait, that's not what you mean by racist? Oh dear. Perhaps you'd like to stop playing Humpty Dumpty and use words according to sensible definitions?<BR/><BR/>"2. Amongst other things, race is a social construct."<BR/><BR/>Bollocks.<BR/><BR/>"3. I dont make jokes about Nazis. I enjoy humour and political satire and I dont think that racist jokes are acceptable."<BR/><BR/>So the Nazis are/were a race? That's interesting. How do you figure that?<BR/><BR/>"4. I dont think that my measured responses to the racism here on this posting constitutes stupidity or ignorance on my part. However, since the commenters have so far avoided my questions asking them to define their terms of reference, its impossible for me to know HOW you folks define things."<BR/><BR/>I'll show you mine (definitions) if you'll show me yours.<BR/><BR/>"Therefore, I may very well be thought of as both ignorant and stupid in your eyes. I was under the assumption that supporters of the BNP would be faithful upholders of the English Language (and all of the congruent definitions that match the words that you use)."<BR/><BR/>Coming from someone who uses 'racism' to wail about things unrelated to race, that really is very rich indeed.<BR/><BR/>"Whether this is the case or not isnt really my issue but just to let you know, it is the language that I am conversing on for the purposes of my engagement with you lot."<BR/><BR/>One converses IN a language, but ON a platform. Thus, you are abusing one, and are handed the other (respectively) while patriots and nationalists like us try and keep the one and are denied the other. So no preaching on the use of the English language, please, there are greater failings on both sides to address. Anon 11:46 was spot on about islam not being a race, and barely a religion, what's your excuse for 'racism' applying beyond the reality of race which you choose to call a construct?Adam Dawlishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10778698464696135199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-27570950102085831652007-11-28T14:26:00.000+00:002007-11-28T14:26:00.000+00:00More Muslim friendly carols:Away in an Al-Qaeda Tr...More Muslim friendly carols:<BR/><BR/>Away in an Al-Qaeda Training Camp<BR/>The Holly and the Detonator<BR/>Do They Know It's Jihad?<BR/>Bombing in a Winter Wasteland<BR/><BR/>Plus, here are some of your favourite songs from Islamic musicals:<BR/><BR/>"You've got to kill a kuffar or two"<BR/><BR/>"Consider yourself ... Al Qaeda"<BR/><BR/>"The hills are alive with the sound of bombing"<BR/><BR/>"Somewhere over the minaret"<BR/><BR/>"Thank heaven for little jihadists"<BR/><BR/>"Look for the bomb-making necessities"<BR/><BR/>"Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll murder you tomorrow"<BR/><BR/>"I'm dreaming of no Christmas"<BR/><BR/>"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to the mosque we go"<BR/><BR/>"Some day my detonators will come"<BR/><BR/>"Putting on the burqa"watlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07467205277404684691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1886189736013458052.post-5010222574425946042007-11-28T13:35:00.000+00:002007-11-28T13:35:00.000+00:00A MUSICAL INTERLUDEThe shoe bomber song (freakin' ...A MUSICAL INTERLUDE<BR/><BR/>The shoe bomber song (freakin' hilarious): <BR/><BR/>http://islamcomicbook.com/lyrics3.htm <BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Strangers on my flight:<BR/><BR/>http://beecy.net/frank/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com