FATWA I hereby issue a fatwa for the beheading of the frog 'Kermit' for having an illicit relationship with the uncovered pork of the sow-whore known as Miss Piggy, who uses her evil seductive powers to excite uncontrollable lusts in the groins of muslim youths and frogs.
I shall have the hock from the infidel sack of pork to boil until it is naught but stock then I shall add haram lentils filthy onions and handful of satanic parsely and imbibe the brute with large chunks of garlic bread steeped in Holy Extra Virgin (72 of the little beauties)olive oil for approx 10 mins at gas mark 5. Allah Ahkbar!
Never gas 5 Abdullah! It has to be dry pan fried on a skillet, and grated carrots and a good squeeze of tomato puree really enhances the colour and flavour. I like the parsley though.
Learned Imam, No doubt you are aware that it is haram, on pain of eternal damnation, for a Muslim to consume any food which has been dedicated to a pagan idol.
Therefore I Boaris, being the high priest of the one true religion of the worshippers of the Sow Goddess Porcina, hereby dedicate all the food in the entire world to Her Pagan Pigginess, prostrating as I do so to her effigy as She appears before me in her manifestation on this earth in the form of Miss Piggy (pbuh)
FATWA
ReplyDeleteI hereby issue a fatwa for the beheading of the frog 'Kermit' for having an illicit relationship with the uncovered pork of the sow-whore known as Miss Piggy, who uses her evil seductive powers to excite uncontrollable lusts in the groins of muslim youths and frogs.
I shall have the hock from the infidel sack of pork to boil until it is naught but stock then I shall add haram lentils filthy onions and handful of satanic parsely and imbibe the brute with large chunks of garlic bread steeped in Holy Extra Virgin (72 of the little beauties)olive oil for approx 10 mins at gas mark 5.
ReplyDeleteAllah Ahkbar!
Never gas 5 Abdullah! It has to be dry pan fried on a skillet, and grated carrots and a good squeeze of tomato puree really enhances the colour and flavour. I like the parsley though.
ReplyDeleteLearned Imam,
ReplyDeleteNo doubt you are aware that it is haram, on pain of eternal damnation, for a Muslim to consume any food which has been dedicated to a pagan idol.
Therefore I Boaris, being the high priest of the one true religion of the worshippers of the Sow Goddess Porcina, hereby dedicate all the food in the entire world to Her Pagan Pigginess, prostrating as I do so to her effigy as She appears before me in her manifestation on this earth in the form of Miss Piggy (pbuh)