Thursday, 10 January 2008

Jump

Some people had no choice but to jump

Eight Iraqi asylum seekers are threatening to throw themselves from a 40ft tower on a UK Military Base they invaded in Cyprus, unless they are granted British Passports. At least they have a choice in the matter.

“We're serious about jumping,” Nabil Naji, 36, said while standing on top of the fire service training tower. “They don't give us our rights. Nobody cares about us, we demand British passports.”

Well I have only have this to say. "Your right. We do not care about you. Jump".


10 comments:

  1. One.Two.Three...Go Go Go!
    We're full...Jump!

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  2. Thanks for running this one, just done my own bit on this tale of blackmail.

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  3. Why have they been living at a military base since 2001? I used to think that the British Army was the last British institute free from the "social engineers" but since Blairs regime I believe that the British Army has become liberalised. It started publicly when the SAS were given the order to "step down" after Afganis hijacked two civilian jets and both times the hijackers were freed and given asylum.

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  4. I can remember being part of a small crowd that formed on the road beneath a shopping centre where some idiot was standing on the roof threatening to jump. I don't know who started it, but before long we were all shouting "Jump" "come on then, jump".

    Needless to say, he didn't.

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  5. sir henry i remember a story like that in luton early to mid 80s.im off to cyprus anyway to offer my british passport to one that lands first.

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  6. Ivan

    Luton it was. Ha!

    I was doing a CAA Licence course at the airport at the time.

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  7. Jump you f***er jump into this here blanket that we hold and you will be alright.
    He jumped hit the deck, broke his f***ing neck there was no blanket.
    We sing that when we see someone threatening to jump.song sung by Dudley moore and peter cook.

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  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiGALhVJ24c

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  9. sir henry..i rembember reading it i was a young lad in the army.from what i can remeber the bloke was a bit retared and ther police tried to get him down but a small crowd soon gathered and chanted in certain words "hurry up" i know i shouldnt say this but we were pissing ourselves at the time(bad on us but we were only young)but anyway i have landed in cyprus with 8 british passports and 36 virgins.but knowing my luck the iraqis are all bent,blind or have got wings

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  10. The one who pushes the other 8 off gets my passport....promise.
    Oh I wish I was there. I'd tie it up in ribbons with my council house key attached and waggle it as incentive.
    The damn thing is useless anyway outside pakistan.

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