Labour and Conservative Party PoliciesWaking early and having some free time (thanks to Albion for providing the main article of the day), I decided to go off and find out the major differences between the Labour Party and the Conservative Party and list them for you. As you can see it did not take long.
Labour Policies.......Conservative Policies
Differences........None
Hat tip: Watling for next bit
Labour are committed to multiculturalism whereas the Tories are staunch multiculturalists.
Labour are committed to political correctness yet the Tories are politically correct.
Labour scream "racist!" at the drop of a hat while the Tories are constantly on the lookout for racism.
Labour are committed to diversity whereas the Tories have a policy of diversification.
Labour is full of public school toffs with money whereas the Tories are moneyed toffs from public schools.
Labour MPs will do anything for money whereas Tory MPs' love of money will make them do anything.
Labour's ex-Mayor of London constantly appeased ethnic minorities whereas the Tory Mayor of London appeases ethnics.
Labour are committed to handing over our Britain's sovereignty to the EUSSR but the Tories have a commitment to let the EUSSR take over Britain's sovereignty.
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Nonsense.
ReplyDeleteLabour are committed to multiculturalism whereas the Tories are staunch multiculturalists.
Labour are committed to political correctness yet the Tories are politically correct.
Labour scream "racist!" at the drop of a hat while the Tories are constantly on the lookout for racism.
Labour are committed to diversity whereas the Tories have a policy of diversification.
Labour is full of public school toffs with money whereas the Tories are moneyed toffs from public schools.
Labour MPs will do anything for money whereas Tory MPs' love of money will make them do anything.
Labour's ex-Mayor of London constantly appeased ethnic minorities whereas the Tory Mayor of London appeases ethnics.
Labour are committed to handing over our Britain's sovereignty to the EUSSR but the Tories have a commitment to let the EUSSR take over Britain's sovereignty.
Labour are a bunch of greedy sleazebags whereas the Tories are sleazy money-grabbers.
Following in the footsteps of Franklin D. Roosevelt, Gordon Brown's New Deal will get us out of the slump by training 3 million unemployed as loft-insulators:
ReplyDelete"The Government has been warned that unemployment could spiral to three million after the biggest jobless rise since 1991 left 1.79 million people looking for work.
...The Prime Minister said one way to tackle unemployment and climate change at the same time was to train people to install loft insulation." http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=10172801
How will the Tories trump that? Four million double-glazing salesmen?