Thick as a brick Police Sergeant

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Well I needed a laugh and in all fairness you can always get one from what passes as a police force in these enlightened times where up is down and right is wrong.

Police Sergeant Robin Moorcroft of Cornwall has spat his dummy out big time and vowed to track down the person who put graffiti on a tax payer funded, purpose build wall, that was ... wait for it...build for vandals to write graffiti on.

Whatever next. Purpose build green houses so the hooligans can smash the glass in those?

You would have thought the Sergeant would have been pleased to see it being used. But no. When, some obviously irate taxpayer painted : 'I paid my tax and all I got was this lousy wall.' on it before the dozy cop "opened" the wall officially, the brain dead, blue clown had this to say.

"But it is now going to cost the taxpayer, as we will have to crime it, investigate it and paint over it.

"We have been working hard to try to provide something positive for the community and this coward and their juvenile delinquent act has set a terrible example to the youth of the town.

"All residents were given the opportunity to raise objections during the planning process. This person could have come and spoken to us instead of committing this petty act.

"To paint graffiti on the wall and remain anonymous shows this person has no courage, I would have more respect if he or she came forward and admitted responsibility."

Laugh. When I read the above, I laughed so much, my socks came off. I laughed some more and fell of my chair. "Something positive for the community"? More laughter echoed around my room. Respect? Do you wonder Sergeant why the public no longer have respect for the uniform you shame? You Cretin.

Well the Sergeant, who instead of just painting over the wall is now going to "investigate the crime". Whoopee doo. No real crime in Cornwall Sergeant?

As for the "coward", if he has any sense he will not come forward. He would probably wind up with a sentence of ten years in jail.

Tags: graffiti, Police