The Brown Clown Cabinet

Crash Gordon - The Brown Clown

So the Brown Clown as finally arrived after waiting for ten long years. What was said in that restaurant all those years ago when Blair promised the Clown that he would be Prime Minister one day, we shall never know. But a deal was done and a promise finally kept.
The only thing we do know is that the British People were never consulted as to who should take over from the liar Blair when the heat got too hot for him and he skulked off, like a dirty stinking jackal. Even now he is only one step in front of the law and we all hope that even now he will be dragged back for trial.

So if Brown does not have a mandate to govern, then does this motley crew of a cabinet have rights to our respect? Of course not. But I suppose this list will be useful as a check list down the road when justice will finally prevail in Our Country.

The full details of Gordon Brown's first cabinet are as follows and I shall be editing as and when I get time to do research on the parasites that make it up. In fact any assistance would be very welcome in the comments section. Information such as

Name ....................
M.P. For ................
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Cabinet of Shame

Prime minister: Gordon Brown

• M.P. Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath
• Scottish
• Checking up on
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• The man responsible for the theft of billions of pounds in pensioners money and dozens of stealth taxes. Another liar and a thief.
• Checking up on
  

Chancellor of the exchequer: Alistair Darling

• M.P. Edinburgh Central

Foreign secretary: David Miliband
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Nationality ..............
Religion ...................
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Home secretary: Jacqui Smith
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Health secretary: Alan Johnson
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Schools and children secretary: Ed Balls
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Justice secretary and lord chancellor: Jack Straw
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Commons leader and party chairman: Harriet Harman
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Defence and Scotland secretary: Des Browne
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International development secretary: Douglas Alexander
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Work and pensions, and Wales secretary: Peter Hain
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Communities and local government secretary: Hazel Blears
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Culture secretary: James Purnell
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Transport secretary: Ruth Kelly
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Business, enterprise and regulatory reform secretary: John Hutton
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Environment secretary: Hilary Benn
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Innovation, universities and skills secretary: John Denham
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Chief whip: Geoff Hoon
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Lords leader: Baroness Ashton
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Cabinet Office minister and chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster: Ed Miliband
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Chief secretary to the Treasury: Andy Burnham
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Northern Ireland secretary: Shaun Woodward
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Also attending cabinet:

Minister for the Olympics and London: Tessa Jowell
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Minister for children and youth justice: Beverley Hughes
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Lords chief whip: Lord Grocott
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Attorney general: Baroness Scotland
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Minister for housing: Yvette Cooper
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Minister for Africa, Asia and the UN: Mark Malloch-Brown (to be made a peer)
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There you go. Please help me fill it in. It will be useful information some time down the electoral road. Start getting the informations straight after you have joined the British National Party. Then start work as a member of the resistance. A member of the BNP.

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