B.N.P. Responsible for sinking of Titanic

Divers have discovered what appears to be the remains of B.N.P. stickers stuck on the hull of the R.M.S. Titanic.

Conspiracy theorists have often wondered whether the sinking really was the result of the ship hitting an ice berg or as some "respected" theorists have claimed. The actions of Time Traveling B.N.P. supporters, hoping to eliminate the grand father of Ordinary Seaman Staines.

It is well known in political circles that Staines grandson went on to become a leading activist in the Unite Against Freedom movement.

In another racism theory that you can read here.

POLICE HAVE not ruled out the possibility racist thugs may have been responsible for a fire attack on an Indian restaurant in central Broughty Ferry.

Last month several Asian and Middle Eastern shop owners had swastikas and BNP slogans daubed across their storefronts.

Historians and genealogists are now looking into the origins of Thomas Farynor, baker to King Charles II in Pudding Lane as it is believed now that he may not have been responsible for the Great Fire of London in 1666.

They feel that the bakery fire may in fact have been the work of B.N.P. activists who thought Farynor was a foreign name. Historians say that the B.N.P. stickers would almost certainly have been destroyed in the disaster that consumed over half of London.


Whoever the perpetrators of this crime are, they should be punished to the maximum of the law be they white or coloured.

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