The Keystone Cops

The original Keystone Cops.

The Keystone Cops were originally a series of silent film comedies based in America, featuring an incompetent police force. Sound familiar.

Their antics helped cheer up millions of Americans during the Great Depression as they stared at the giant silversreens and listened to the pianist or oganist bash out an appropriate soundtrack as the KC crowd mucked everything up as usual.

Perhaps this is why the government as allowed our former fine Police Force to decend to the level of a British version of the Keystone Cops. Check out these links from UKTabloid, although I suspect your laughter will be more an hysterical nature than humourous.

Recap Police order boy, 5, to stop chalking hopscotch 'graffiti' on the street

Recap Politically correct police force hiring officers 'who can't do the job'

Recap Police are obsessed by diversity, says Britain's oldest bobby

Recap More than half of violent criminals now given just a caution

Recap West Midlands Police put lives at risk in political intimidation campaign

Recap Police clean up on 'easy' crimes

Recap Schoolgirl arrested for refusing to study with non-English pupils

Recap Silly plods' patrols 'too risky'

Recap Police: We Let Rapists Go Free

Recap Men who sleep with 13-year-olds 'not paedophiles', says police chief

Recap Fingerprinted and checked for DNA...the ten-year-old 'bullying victim'

Recap Children arrested, DNA tested, interrogated and locked up... for playing in a tree

Recap Police! Freeze! Stop Playing Hopscotch

Recap The £243m wage bill for sick police officers

Recap Wild berry picker slams police over caution

Recap Reid ‘buries’ news that police hold DNA of 1m innocent people

Recap Brawl at police Christmas party

Recap Burgled? Police won't turn up unless culprit is still in your house

Recap His Honour Mr July and police chief wife pose nude for calendar

Recap Police refuse to identify burglars 'to protect their human rights'

Recap Police ignore crimes under £1,000

Recap Police 'too busy' to attend after attack on home

Recap Welsh Police try to stop BNP campaign for Assembly

Recap Police ONLY caution '93 sex offenders'

Recap Police send four police officers to tackle boy, 11, who called schoolmate 'gay'

Recap Only one in forty police officers free to answer 999 calls

Recap Scandal of Britain's police under Labour

Recap Police may force ethnic minority promotions

Recap Police heads debate ethnic quotas

Recap Police Chiefs In Call For Positive Discrimination

Recap European police get access to your DNA

Recap Britain may call on foreign armed police

Recap Police pay £25m for translators

Recap Why the police are earning a reputation as 'kerb stone cops'

Recap Brown axe threatens 5,000 front-line police

Recap Extremists 'working for UK police'

Recap British police infiltrated by Islamic radicals

Recap Eight Al Qaeda fanatics working for the police (but they don't dare sack them)

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