Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief.

Unable to write, Mohammad found another way to express his views on Islam

Now I know, that we all know, that the moon bats, who are members of the Cult of the Dead Paedophile are completely bonkers after being brainwashed from birth. But to need instructions on how to wipe ones own botty reveals how far down the road to insanity they have traveled. Here are the rules they must abide by when using the toilet.

• Say before entering the toilet: In the name of Allah, O Allah! I seek refuge with You from all offensive and wicked things (Al-Bukhaaree)
• One should enter the toilet with the left foot and leave with the right foot.
• It is not permissible to enter the toilet whilst carrying or wearing anything bearing the name of Allah, such as the Quran, or any book with the name of Allah in it, or jewelry such as bracelets or necklaces engraved with the name of Allah.
• One should remain silent whilst on the toilet. Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is forbidden.[2]
• One should not face nor turn your back on Al-Qiblah whilst relieving yourself.[3]
• One should be out of sight of people when going to the toilet
• It is considered forbidden to relieve oneself whilst standing up, lying down or if you are completely nude.
• One should avoid going to the toilet anywhere where people may take rest or gather for any purpose.
• Do not raise clothes until you get close to the ground and do not uncover the body any more than is needed.
• One should sit on the feet (e.g. squat) keeping thighs wide apart with the stress on the left foot.
• Do not look to the private parts of the body nor the waste matter passed from the body.
• Do not sit more than needed.
• Do not spit, blow nose, look hither and thither, touch the body unnecessarily nor look towards the sky but relieve oneself with the eyes downcast in modesty.
  

If you have a sturdy stomach, then you can read the exact details of which fingers to use whilst cleaning up afterwards here. The Welsh are reminded that using coal to wipe with, is completely unacceptable. You think I am joking? I wish I was.

So if you cannot use coal to wipe with, what can you use? Well in America, unless you want to be arrested for an Hate Crime you most certainly do not use the Quran as this will get you locked up quicker than something that is really quick.


In New York, a 23 year old man has been arrested on hate-crime charges after he threw a Quran into a toilet at Pace University. One wonders how long before similar charges are brought against people in what used to be Great Britain?

But let us hope that the True Brits in Our Country are not the type of people to go out and buy a Quran with nice soft paper pages and start using them as toilet paper or worse leaving ripped up pages of this Cults terrorist manual in public places all over the country.

For people with a desire for real hygiene, then you need BNP. The BNP is the only known cleaning material that works in removing filth. Join the clean up. Join the British National Party.

Hat Tip Little Green Footballs

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So whats happening in Pakistan?

The Religion of Peace at their prayers.

Whilst our craven clergy our handing the keys to our Churches over to their new Islamic Masters or taking out adverts condemning the British National Party or making these kind of statements.

"This is a basic issue of human rights," said the Rev. Christopher Cheeseman, superintendent minister of the Clitheroe Methodist Circuit, as quoted in the United Methodist News Service. "These are people of faith who wish to find a place to worship." Cheeseman urged the zoning commissioners to approve the mosque's permit, which they did by a vote of 7-5.

The Cult of the Dead Paedophile are showing how real missionaries recruit to their faith.

Over in Pakistan - which will soon be lost to the forces of evil - the few remaining Christians have received threatening letters to shut their Churches and convert to Islam within 10 days or die.

At the same time, the Religion of Peace disciples are blowing up music stores, and threatening barbers not to to shave customers beards. Apparently Mohammad liked his men rough.

You can read that story here.

Meanwhile over in another part of town you get this. An 84 year old Christian is accused of blasphemy in order to force him to sell his land. You can go to the police out there but unless your a Moslem you might as well not bother.

Police officers accepted the charge submitted by Raja Riaz, Kahn’s driver, who yesterday declared that he saw his master burning pages of the Quran. The accusation falls within the parameters of Article 295C of the Pakistani Criminal Code – the notorious “blasphemy law” – which hands down prison sentences or the death penalty to those who desecrate the Prophet or the sacred texts of Islam.

Would you like to know more?

So if you are a True Christian, like the hero Lionheart and your clergyman does not support the ending of the spread of Islam then perhaps you should look for a True Christian Church whilst you still have the chance.

Now is not the time for turning the other cheek - Now is the time to join the B.N.P.

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