We're sorry - we were caught.
I remember Slough very vaguely. I remember it disappearing into the distance through the rear window of the car as my parents were amongst the first White Flighters from that part of the world when I was very young. Good thinking Dad.
As we left through the back door, the enrichers were pouring through the open front door. Those were the days when Pet Food suppliers had to start putting photographs of Cats and Dogs on their tins. Yep it really did happen.
Well the Conservatives who got caught out vote-rigging during last years May elections have offered their apologies to former borough councillor Lydia Simmons who had her seat enriched from her by Eshaq Khan who is now on bail, along with two others awaiting results of the police investigations into ballot fraud.
The Tories are now jumping on the British National Party bus and supporting their calls to lobby parliament for changes to the postal voting system. What would they do without us to make their policies for them.
The BNP has said from day one that only the sick, elderly and those with very special reasons should be allowed to vote by post.
However despite the Conservatives claims that they are now squeaky clean, were I a BNP election agent in that part of the world, I would be keeping a sharp eye of any political party that has been enriched with people who have a different understanding of the word democracy then the native True Brits.