Showing posts with label chairs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chairs. Show all posts

Tuesday, 3 April 2007

Armed Police - Move away from the Chair.


Despair. Weep. Scream in rage. But do something to show you at least are still human and retain some semblance of free thought and will.

The Health & Safety Executive have gone stark staring bonkers and we the poor taxpayers have the privilege of paying the wages and pensions of these parasites on sane society.

They have posted the following signs up in their offices:

‘Do not lift tables or chairs without giving 48 hours notice to HSE management’,.

Staff then book a porter to complete the task - allowing two days for this to happen.

What they try out in their Ivory Tower, you can bet will soon be force fed to the British Business world. Which will be under threat of severe fines should a staff member complain that they had to carry their chair into the meeting room, because an extra client had turned up.

Read the whole sorry saga of their insanity here.

Only a British National Party Government will sack these morons who bring in these stupid rules and repair the damage these lunatics have done.