Police Advert With Cute Puppy "Offends" Turnips

by john of gwent
Now anyone who knows anything about me will tell you I'm not an animal lover. If it barks / bites / nips / chews up furniture / needs taking for walks / pees and dumps over everything then if YOU want one that's just fine but not for me thank you. And besides which I think if more people stopped and thought "who's going to get up and take it for a walk when it's pissing down with rain" instead of "oh there's cuuuuuuute" then maybe the RSPCA would be out of a job.

But it would seem that Tayside Police are in hot water.

Someone had the bright idea of opening a call centre to provide you with the delightfully soothing experience of being told "Your call is important to us but we're all a bit busy being politcally correct so would you mind awfully just handing your wallet to the nice mugger and we'll be along as soon as we can to hand you a crime report form you can fill out and which we will then ignore"

And so everyone would know 999 was now ONLY to be used by followers of the Cult of The Dead Paedophile wishing to have employers beheaded for refusing to uphold Harriet's Law that Dhimmi White Men be sacked and their jobs handed to Moslems, Tayside Plod had a fetching little card printed.

(OK OK Harriet actually said white men should be thrown on the dole and their jobs handed to blacks, asians and WOMEN but just how long do you think the Turnip Council of Britain will let WOMEN continue to work ?).

But back to the subject of this post. The leaflet / card produced by Tayside Plod shows a telephone that BT are no longer allowed to install in your home as it breaks EU regulations, a hat that policewomen can no longer wear on active duty as it fails to protect them from missile weapons, and a cute little puppy that will grow up to be a ravening wolf that will chew the nuts off the first anti-Gordon-Brown protestor its handler allows it to savage.

But it seems the designers of this quaint attempt to equate the modern force with the 'Life On Mars' world are now in hot water. But for what reason are they being made to apologise ? Is it for making people remember a time when everyone left their doors unlocked ? NO. (Mind you the only reason people could leave their doors unlocked was NO sane criminal would want to nick the tin bath and mangle which were the only things of value in their house, and the insane ones that did failed to get very far making all that noise dragging their swag down the cobbled streets).

Well are they in hot water for making people remember a world where crimimals were guilty because West Midlands Plod SAID they were guilty and judges said "What possible motice would this sworn officer of the constabulary have to lie to this court" NO !!!

Could it be they're up for the chop for wasting public money setting up a black hole down which calls for help and assistance will fall never to be heard again ? NO !!! No, it's none of those. And it's not for attempting an act of artistic merit without first applying for an artistic licence either.

No. Tayside Polcie have been forced to apologise .... for Offending Moslems by delivering leaflets with a picture of a dog on them.