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YOU MAY BE AN ISLAMOPHOBE IF…
(1) You refer to the midwinter holiday as ‘C*****mas’.
(2) You save loose change in a p***y-bank.
(3) You allow your children to read uncensored versions of Winnie the Pooh.
(4) You aren't prepared to cast the first stone at a rape victim.
(5) You believe that the earth is round.
(6) You think there’s something weird about a 53 year old man marrying a six year old girl.
(7) You think that repeatedly banging your head on the floor five times a day might be a symptom if Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
(8) You object to being a third class citizen in your own country.
(9) You fail to celebrate cultural diversity and enrichment when your daughter is gang-raped for not wearing a headscarf.
(10) You think government policy should be determined by your elected representatives rather than a raging mob of savages.
(11) You object to your taxes being used to support people who are plotting to kill you.
(12) You aren’t convinced that ‘Jihad’ means ‘Inner Spiritual Struggle’.
(13) You don’t understand why the Jews must be exterminated.
(14) You aren’t married to at least one of your cousins.
(15) You aren't erotically attracted to toddlers.
(16) You sometimes have doubts about BBC reporting.
(17) You occasionally wonder what’s inside those walking tents.
(18) You realise that taqiyya is not a Mexican drink.
(19) You believe moderate Muslims ride unicorns.
(20) You don’t appreciate the multicultural need for Methodist grandmothers to be body-cavity searched before boarding aircraft.
(21) You claim to understand the meaning of “Slay the unbelievers wherever you find them", even though you don’t speak Arabic.
(22) You don't get sexually aroused by kissing meteorites.
(23) You have reservations about ‘faith schools’ where the kids will be taught that you and your family are najis (excrement), at public expense.
(24) You don’t understand why flying your country’s flag has become a hate-crime.
(25) You don’t believe that God is a brothel-keeper.
EVALUATING YOUR SCORE
How many of the questions did you answer ‘YES’ ?
On a scale of 0 to 25...
0 you are a Dhimmi and will be nominated for the Neville Chamberlain Peace Prize.
1 to 5 you are a Najis Kaffir.
6 to 10 you are an Islamophobe.
11 to 15 you are a Thought Criminal.
16 to 20 you are an Enemy of Allah.
21 to 25 you are a Zionist Crusader offspring of pigs and monkeys.
Fatwas are automatically awarded for all scores above 5.
Fatwas will be posted in plain brown paper envelopes in a choice of laminated or embossed styles, generously sprinkled with ricin, anthrax, sarin and polonium.
Source: A comment left on The Spartan Spectator
3 comments:
(22) The reason they get excited about kissing the meteorite ('Black Stone') is because it's shaped like a... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehnTHbkr2PI&feature=related
Hello to the boys at the E.U.
I scored 25 out of 25 , and I thought that I was a moderate .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2629194/Asylum-seeker-has-deadly-super-TB.html
26...you are very nervous when your local hospital houses one of the most dangerous modern diseases, brought in by a Somalian.
Quote..."XDR TB poses a worldwide threat amid major concerns over increasing resistance of tuberculosis to antibiotics which originally proved highly effective against the illness. The World Health Organisation has warned that if the strain becomes established, it could lead to a TB epidemic leaving few options for treatment."
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