Heard the one about:- A man goes into a Sainsburys(spit) chemist with his partner and their five year old child and ask the Moslem pharmacist for the "morning after pill", after their normal method of contraception had failed?
No? Listen up then.
Chris Mellett did just just that and when the pharmacist, Mohammed Parvez refused on "ethical" grounds he quite rightly complained to the duty manager.
The manager of Sainsbury's(spit), instead of insisting that the pharmacist do the job he was paid for, directed the couple to another store which was closing in five minutes.
The following day, a still angry Mr Mellett contacted the Tameside Advertiser and also wrote to the Brown Clown Prime minister expressing their disgust.
Well you know what happens then. Twelve days, that's right, twelve days later, Mr Mellet is arrested for racially abusing the follower of the Cult of the Dead Paedophile after the crazed turnip made a complaint to the police almost a fortnight later.
And you just know it. The Court found Mr Mellett guilty of racially aggravated harrassment and fined him £175 with £160 costs.
Now consider this from the obviously wronged Mr Mellett, who denied the charge, claiming the mad moslem had "fabricated" the allegations to seek "revenge" for him taking the matter to the newspapers.
“I went to the press because it was a bugbear, it really got under my skin. I was in sheer disbelief. It was on the shelf behind him but he couldn’t sell it. I told him he was there to provide a duty of care.Well I know who I believe in this story and it not the one fabricated by a follower of a cult that instructs you on how to lie to pigs and monkeys. Then again what is the word of a white man worth these days against a coloniser? Nothing it seems.
“If you had to employ a fireman, you wouldn’t employ one that didn’t put out fires. If I did swear, it wasn’t directed at anyone. I just muttered under my breath.
“I was calm. I don’t have outbursts. I was surrounded my members of the public and had a small child with me.”
“So I’ve racially insulted someone, gone to customer services and given all my personal details and then got the press involved, I’m sorry no.”
Come on Britain. Wake up. Stop shopping at Halal selling Sainsburys(spit) and start voting BNP. You might need the morning after pill yourself one day.