Friday, 29 June 2007

The Brown Clown Cabinet

Crash Gordon - The Brown Clown

So the Brown Clown as finally arrived after waiting for ten long years. What was said in that restaurant all those years ago when Blair promised the Clown that he would be Prime Minister one day, we shall never know. But a deal was done and a promise finally kept.
The only thing we do know is that the British People were never consulted as to who should take over from the liar Blair when the heat got too hot for him and he skulked off, like a dirty stinking jackal. Even now he is only one step in front of the law and we all hope that even now he will be dragged back for trial.

So if Brown does not have a mandate to govern, then does this motley crew of a cabinet have rights to our respect? Of course not. But I suppose this list will be useful as a check list down the road when justice will finally prevail in Our Country.

The full details of Gordon Brown's first cabinet are as follows and I shall be editing as and when I get time to do research on the parasites that make it up. In fact any assistance would be very welcome in the comments section. Information such as

Name ....................
M.P. For ................
Nationality ..............
Religion ...................
Sexuality ..................
Information .......................
Any links to information..........

Cabinet of Shame

Prime minister: Gordon Brown
  • M.P. Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath
  • Scottish
  • Checking up on
  • Hetrosexual??????????????????
  • The man responsible for the theft of billions of pounds in pensioners money and dozens of stealth taxes. Another liar and a thief.
  • Checking up on

Chancellor of the exchequer: Alistair Darling

  • M.P. Edinburgh Central

Foreign secretary: David Miliband

M.P. For ................
Nationality ..............
Religion ...................
Sexuality ..................

Home secretary: Jacqui Smith

Health secretary: Alan Johnson


Schools and children secretary: Ed Balls

Justice secretary and lord chancellor: Jack Straw

Commons leader and party chairman: Harriet Harman

Defence and Scotland secretary: Des Browne


International development secretary: Douglas Alexander


Work and pensions, and Wales secretary: Peter Hain


Communities and local government secretary: Hazel Blears

Culture secretary: James Purnell

Transport secretary: Ruth Kelly


Business, enterprise and regulatory reform secretary: John Hutton


Environment secretary: Hilary Benn


Innovation, universities and skills secretary: John Denham

Chief whip: Geoff Hoon


Lords leader: Baroness Ashton

Cabinet Office minister and chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster: Ed Miliband

Chief secretary to the Treasury: Andy Burnham

Northern Ireland secretary: Shaun Woodward

Also attending cabinet:

Minister for the Olympics and London: Tessa Jowell

Minister for children and youth justice: Beverley Hughes


Lords chief whip: Lord Grocott

Attorney general: Baroness Scotland


Minister for housing: Yvette Cooper

Minister for Africa, Asia and the UN: Mark Malloch-Brown (to be made a peer)

There you go. Please help me fill it in. It will be useful information some time down the electoral road. Start getting the informations straight after you have joined the British National Party. Then start work as a member of the resistance. A member of the BNP.


Anonymous said...


A car bomb planted in central London would have caused "carnage" if it had exploded, police sources have said.
Officers carried out a controlled explosion on the device left in the busy Haymarket area of the capital.

"International elements" are believed to be involved, Whitehall sources told the BBC.

The silver Mercedes had been loaded with gas cylinders and has now been removed from the scene, close to Piccadilly Circus.

Officers carried out a controlled explosion after reports of a suspicious vehicle parked in Haymarket shortly before 0200 BST (0100 GMT).

The area was cordoned off while police examined what they described as a "potentially viable explosive device".

Prime Minister Gordon Brown said Britain faces "a serious and continuous threat".

So who are these "international elements"? Catholics? Buddhists? Lutherans? Mormons?

Still, I suppose 'international elements' makes a change from 'youths', 'insurgents', 'freedom fighters' and all the usual BBC terminology.

Nobby said...

Hi mate, you could save yourself a lot of effort by merely typing in c$%* against each name and position. That is all that is relevant.

As for the picture below, what a fu$%ing disgrace these people are, they look like something out of a Hammer Horror movie that you would find lurking in the attic. No wonder their kids grow up so utterley disturbed with that skulking around the house all day.

An excellent site, by the way.

Celtic Morning said...

I had a dream . Gay Gordon suddenly adopted the complete manifesto of the BNP , made Nick Griffin his deputy and chief adviser and put me in charge of immigration and asylum with a free hand . Then just two years later ( thats all it would take ) with Britain returned to her former peaceful self , and all aliens safely back where they came from , he gained a landslide victory in the General Ellection , stood down for Nick to become Prime Minister with me in charge of Law and Order. I quickly emptied the jails by hanging all the murderers , muggers and drug dealers and deporting every foreign convict to their own countries to serve out their sentences . A beautiful dream , quite a change from the real nightmare which the Killycrankie Kid will really bring upon us

Anonymous said... have my vote already!

najistani said...

So Gordon Brownhat has inherited Tony B. Liar's legacy to the UK - three million murderous parasites who are bent on our destruction, and they are still flooding in at an estimated 500 per day.

These homicidal psychopaths have never been able to live in peace with any other belief system, yet B. Liar and his cronies were so arrogant that they thought their multiculti 'Kool Britannia' was going to be the one exception.

Those who forget history are condemned to relive it.

Hatred of the Kuffar is, and always has been, the pivot of Islamic existence.

Muslims are taught to hate us from earliest infancy. Jihad is compulsory for all Muslims until the Kuffar are exterminated or subdued. Of course not all Muslims are active terrorists, but those who aren't bombers and assassins provide passive support and facilitation. For example Lord Ahmed and Lady Uddin, while probably not actually willing to kill Rushdie themselves, have nevertheless attempted to get his police protection removed so they might share in the glory of his murder.

If today's bomb had exploded you could be sure there would be crocodile tears from such eminent Muslim leaders (taqiyya) , while in private the vast majority would be rejoicing at the death of hundreds of Kuffar slags.

There can never be peace between Muslim and Kuffar. There can never be peace in any part of Dar al-Harb where there is a significant Muslim infestation. It is only a matter of time until there is a nuclear attack on Britain with millions killed.

The only solution is to issue an ultimatum giving them 12 months to sell up and get out. Any remaining after that time should be interned with hard labour prior to deportation, with the sexes separated to prevent them from breeding. All property should be confiscated.

The only exceptions should be for apostates who have demonstrated evidence of leaving Islam prior to issuing of the ultimatum.

This may sound harsh, but is it worse than you and your children being reduced to lumps of radioactive charcoal?

Anonymous said...

Celtic Im voting for you too.
Najistani your up there with Celtic.
I spotted a car, a few weeks ago, with a reg that looked very like J1 HAD. I could be wrong of course, might have been an altered plate. I dont think that would be allowed?? Who knows how to check that out?