Thursday, 20 November 2008

The List

Is your name on this list?

By Albion

Did you read The List?

What List?

The British National Party’s members list.

No.

Yes, well it appears someone leaked the members list.

Is that a fact? Well I have heard of another list on the Green Arrow site listing Liars, Buggers and thieves, maybe he should start a separate list for cheats as well, and far as I know very few of them have been sacked from their jobs. Why the anomaly?

Ah well that gets a bit complicated, you see, you have to understand that many people on that list are labour, conservative and Lib politicians, high ranking police and local councillors; they are not the immediate enemy nor the governments concern, and it is only by the grace of god that many others of their ilk have not joined this growing prestigious list if only by being fleet of foot or by their unscrupulous colleagues closing ranks.

Ranks? Yes it does smell a bit dunnit.

I have read a little bit about the British National Party, and seen advertisements of a couple of BBCTV explosive and EXCLUSIVE expose’s on rise of the ugly face of nationalism in this country, vis-a-vis the BNP, and I have also read of more exclusive scoops that the Sun rabloid print. Garry Bagel’s fascist party the UAF have said, and I have even heard it on good authority that they eat babies too.

Hang on; I wouldn’t go as far as to say that. I honestly can’t vouch for that. Trouble is rumours have a habit of turning out to be the truth.


Yes I know but ….. poor little innocent babies, I mean…………..I also read that members are required every evening after tea and in the privacy of their own home to dress up in Storm trooper outfits wearing Hitler moustache’s and march up and down the hallway singing the Horst Wessel song, and salute each other Hitler style. Is that true?

Well again I don’t know for certain if it is the Horst Wessel song or the Hitler youth anthem. I believe it is one of Wagner’s tunes. Ride of the Valkeries or something. For heavens sake, it doesn’t matter, it’s not important?

Blimey!

You can say that again.

If the BNP ever get into power are they going to set up concentration camps all round the country?

Well so far there have only been unfounded rumours which at this point in time can’t be substantiated.

Really? Will they employ camp orchestras, cus I play the French horn?

There is no need to be facetious.

What about gas chambers?

Well what about them?

Doesn’t matter, forget I brought it up.

Well frankly I am not really interested who is on the BNP members list, I know Gran and Auntie Elsie are. What I would like is Green Arrow’s list of Liars, Buggers and Thieves if only because its these perverts, fraudsters, sadist and sex maniacs are right now deciding our futures, and it also sounds like smutty reading. Oops didn’t mean to say that.

Hang on; Ride of the Valkyries doesn’t have any words. It’s all stirring music innit?

Oh For Gods sake!!


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Liars Buggers and Thieves.

Thats some list GA.

You really ought to publish it in full.

I note that sex crimes, and sex involving the young, violence and corruption are high in popularity with our would be leaders and betters.
The same three things the BNP would like to stamp out.

Time to publish GA, because it contains crimes by our would be betters that the voting public ought to be aware of.

Cheers,
Harry.

Anonymous said...

"vot iz your name?"
"don't tell him, Pike"
Urban11

Anonymous said...

Green Arrow,

If you don't play up on this subject, (and O.K. Im not on the list, so I can say that can't I) it's gonna work to your long term advantage.

On trawling around the right wing/Libertarian blogs, their sympathies lie very much with the B.N.P. membership, and their venom is aimed almost exclusively at New Labour.

The consesus of opinion seems to be:- The B.N.P. are entitled to their views, but not if this odious government have their way HERE for example.

You never know - If New Labour manage to bribe their way to another five years of power, with their transparent gimmick of tax cuts, then you may win the right minded public over completely - and lets be honest here, if your ever going to reach your goal of government, these are the very people you need to appeal too, as the left are beyond redemption!

Anonymous said...

I have read the Liars, Buggers and Theives list I cant say I am impressed by the quality of character and integrity of those deemed to be public servants and those that say they know what is best for us and this land..

while they bribe, decieve, manipulate and spin themslves into oblivion

johnofgwent said...

SONG--KO-KO with CHORUS OF MEN.

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs--
All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs--
All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat--
All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like _that_--
And all third persons who on spoiling tete-a-tetes insist--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed.

There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race,
And the piano-organist--I've got him on the list!
And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face,
They never would be missed--they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,
And who "doesn't think she waltzes, but would rather like to
try";
And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist--
I don't think she'd be missed--I'm sure she'd not he missed!

CHORUS. He's got her on the list--he's got her on the list;
And I don't think she'll be missed--I'm sure
she'll not be missed!

And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,
The Judicial humorist--I've got him on the list!
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed.
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as--What d'ye call him--Thing'em-bob, and
likewise--Never-mind,
And 'St--'st--'st--and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who--
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be
missed!

CHORUS. You may put 'em on the list--you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed!

-- W. S. Gilbert

Anonymous said...

This is the very reason they are pushing ID cards.
Forget terrorism, it's to clamp down straightaway on people who do not agree with their ideas.
They will have every bit of information necessary to hand to ruin you life.