Sunday 29 March 2009

Fleas

A flea on a Vampire

I am grateful to Ancient Brit for drawing our attention to the article concerning one Our Countries greatest leeches and parasites that feeds of the blood, sweat and tears of the True British People, Jaqui Smith MP.
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith’s political future was in jeopardy tonight after it was revealed that her husband used her Commons expenses allowance to pay to watch pornographic films.

Richard Timney, who works as Ms Smith’s Commons adviser, used part of the Minister’s second-homes allowance to pay for the blue movies he watched on a subscription television channel.
Mind you, looking at images of Ms Smith I can understand why he might prefer the company of the five fingered widow to his wife.

What was it Johnathon Swift wrote in a Poetry, a Rhapsody.

So, naturalists observe, a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey;
And these have smaller still to bite 'em;
And so proceed ad infinitum.

Oh well there is only one sure remover of parasites from the public body and that is....altogether now, The British National Party.