Sunday, 11 January 2009

Do you yearn for adventure

If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

a.. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally.

Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital.

d. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in English.

e.. Procreate abundantly.

f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, ‘It is a cultural thing; you wouldn’t understand.’

g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country’s national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise.

i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent.

k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq.

l.. Drive around with no vehicle registration or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers..

n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

Good luck! You’ll soon be dead.

Hat tip: Reconquist and South Africa Sucks

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

CELEBRATE CULTURAL ENRICHMENT!

"A man has appeared in court on a murder charge after a burning body was found beside a motorway.

Irshad Wali, 51, of Plaistow, East London, was remanded in custody by Stratford magistrates on Saturday.
The corpse was found beside the M45 in Warwickshire on December 30.
Detectives believe the victim was from East London and was murdered there before his body was taken to Warwickshire by car.

Five other men were arrested last week in connection with the murder."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1111746/Man-court-charged-murder-burning-body-motorway.html

Anonymous said...

THEY HAVE SOWN THE WIND, AND NOW...

"A CABINET minister has admitted the government has presided over an asylum and immigration “free for all” and warned that the recession could be a recipe for racial tension. Hazel Blears, the communities secretary, said Labour had failed to manage the system effectively, allowing many people to enter the country under false pretences.

“Initially it was a kind of free for all,” she said. “We had a big surge of asylum seekers, a lot of people coming as economic migrants, but through the route of asylum seeking.”

It is the first time a minister has made a bald admission that Labour mismanaged immigration in its first two terms.

Blears’s comments will be seized on by opponents of immigration policy and campaigners concerned at Britain’s population growth. Official projections show the population will rise from 61m to 70m in the next 20 years. "

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article5489536.ece

A Thurrock Patriot said...

Who ever wrote that must live in Thurrock

Anonymous said...

You are a COCK

Anonymous said...

Hi GA.

York BNP has a new blog. Could you add it to your links section please?

www.yorkbnp.blogspot.com

Many thanks

Anonymous said...

AIPAC, a lobby that in effect represents the interests of a foreign government (Israel), is so powerful that hardly a single senator or congressman can afford not to prostrate himself before this altar of Jewish extremism. If an elected official doesn’t go along with AIPAC, not only will he face loss of campaign money he needs, his opponents will be lavished with cash. AIPAC also has contacts with thousands of rich Zionists who can also contribute for or against any candidate deemed important to the Jewish lobby. A recent article in the YNews revealed that the top three campaign contributors in the United States are Jewish extremists, and the biggest is an “Israeli citizen” who controls a media empire in the United States. In addition to their campaign finance clout, an incredible level of Jewish domination exists in the media, and once they deem someone an enemy of the Israeli agenda, they unleash yellow journalism against him with unholy force. The offending politician is lucky if all the media do is ask him if he has stopped beating his

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Yes we really are mugs, aren't we! (starts weeping)

Anonymous said...

anon1849
If the jews control the media, they are doing an abysmal job of the reporting from Gaza
Urban11

Anonymous said...

Here we have an image of a Mullah triumphant, having taken riot gear from the the police.

This was "peaceful" London yesterday (If you believe the BBC that is) as the Hamas loving scum waged riot in our Capital city and the police failed to fight back lest they be accused of political incorrectness or, heavens, insensitivity.

http://atangledweb.squarespace.com/httpatangledwebsquarespace/not-gaza-london.html

Red Squirrel said...

May I point out the nationality of the culprits is irrelevant in this casr. I despise conspiracy theorists, you are as much a part of the problem that you seek to identify. The Greedy Who seek to impose their programme on all nations are from all nations themselves.
And to use the Jewish Faith as scapegoats is despicable.
Most Jews are the good guys and are attempting to save their culture from annihilation, on the other hand the rejects of Judaism such as that Gable character are the bad guys.!
I suggest that all you anti-Semites go blow themselves up in an area of the desert away from Israel.

I speak from the perspective of a member of the latest universal scapegoats.
The members of the White race!

Aberdeen-Patriot said...

Leave Prince Harry Alone, You Hypocritical Pricks

Brit = British.
Yank = American
Aussie= Australian,
PAKI = Pakistani

British squaddies have a sense of humour I know I used to be one for almost 12 years, we take the piss out of each other relentlessly, we don't do political correctness and liberal hysteria. I remember my best mate who was of Caribbean origin, and the levels of so called abuse we used to chuck at each other would make a liberal have a cardiac. But do you know what it was humour, we would have died for each other, and that is all Prince Harry was doing having good squaddie banter.
I bet he has been called all sorts for being a royal and ginger haired. I wish the liberals would get over it and bloody well grow up.
maybe if they had the balls to put themselves in a dangerous situation they would begin to understand both the need and reason for "black humour" shit can I call it Black humour anymore.

And as for the Paki Labour MPs jumping on the bandwagon and the Muslim Council of Britain (Islamic forward reconnaissance force) you are Pakis, or are you so ashamed of your home country you cant bear to be called after it.

Guess what I am a Whitey, and a Jock Whitey to boot.

PPS I find the words Halal, Islam, Muslim threatening and inflammatory can we ban them and rant hysterically when we hear a Paki mutter them.

Anonymous said...

London police retreat in the face of Muslim onslaught http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kp-lwSe2llg&feature=related

Sir Henry Morgan said...

No Aberdeen - they're not Pakis: they're Porkis.

They're from Porkistan, therefore Porkistanis, shortened to Porkis.

Anonymous said...

Celtic Morning. Aberdeen Patriot. Well said, a media fuss over sweet bugger all. They should release the name of the man who sold this "story" to the NofW for " a five figure sum". In the old days such an act of teachery among officers would call for satisfaction and I have little doubt that Harry would be well able to look after himself against this slimy traitor. Harry is a young man with a mind and character of his own in spite of being the son of his dopey muslim-loving father and I hope they dont succeed in brow beating him into cowardly submission. In the future Britain which we one day hope to see, a land which has regained its pride, we will need men who will never again allow us to slip toward moral slavery.