Friday, 16 January 2009

Labour announces new plans to aid whites

By Watling

In other news Deputy Leader of the Labour Party, Harriet Harman, has announced an emergency package to help unemployed white British people find work. The fiercely patriotic MP for Camberwell and Peckham told us:

"For too long we have seen institutional racism within the public sector, resulting in black and minority ethnic people being over represented in, for example, the NHS, local government and the civil service."

She added:

"As a matter of priority we must reduce diversity in the workplace so that the ethnic profile of those in jobs more accurately reflects the population as a whole, whose overall ethnic profile, incidentally, we are striving to return to something similar to what it was pre-1960."

She went on to say:

"We in the Labour Party have a long-standing commitment to the indigenous people of Britain because it is they who have made this country what it is today. Mass immigration has been a massive mistake for which we're deeply sorry, but we are going to make amends, don't you worry about that. We're looking at putting a cap on ethnic minority numbers, with a view to gradually reducing them by kicking out illegal immigrants, bogus asylum seekers and foreign criminals."

Keith Vaz, MP for Leicester East, told us:

"I didn't come to Britain to promote multiculturalism and political correctness. I crave all things British and I don't mind admitting that my home is a shrine to the Carry On films. I just love their smutty, earthy style of humour. It's so typically British. That Kenneth Williams just cracks me up. 'Ooooh, matron!' Ha, ha.

"As for Frankie Howerd, now he's one of my heros. 'No ... don't titter. Nay, nay and thrice nay.'"

Dagenham MP Jon Cruddas is particularly vehement in his crusade to restore Britain to its former glory. The West Ham fan told us:

"You know, whenever I hear Churchill's wartime speech - We shall fight on the beaches - my eyes well up with pride. But of course, as well as Norse mythology and Old English, British military history is one of my hobbies. I can't get enough of it. And when I think about all these immigrants coming over here, turning our towns and cities into crime-ridden Third World ghettos and demanding benefits and free housing it fair makes my blood boil. Where were their grandfathers when mine was knee deep in mud on the Somme, eh?"

We tried to elicit the views of Diane Abbott MP concerning her party's plan to find jobs for white British people, but she was busy giving a lecture to schoolchildren in her Hackney constituency entitled Enoch Powell - the finest politician never to become PM.



Anonymous said...

Blimey, doesn't time fly, April
1st already !!

Mike Green said...

If only.
I should know better than believe people with names like Harriet, a Muslim called Keith, and a bloke called Crud Arse.

Anonymous said...

Anyone seen the Hovis advert..the little lad running home with his loaf through time?. Those streets, which once resounded to the boots of the pals regiments proudly going of to Ypres, Passchendale and the Somme , 25 yrs later the Spitfires thundering overhead, then into the swinging sixties World cup and the Mk1 Cortina. Those streets? some are still with us, well those that didnt get bulldozed to build new tower bloacks, but now come complete with security cameras, boarded up shops and a myriad of foreign takeways, the no go areas for whites, not to mention groups of young foreign men out hunting for little lads going home with their Hovis...funny how they didnt include THAT snapshot of modern Britain. "We'll fight them on the beaches!? yeah right, we just rolled over and went back to sleep, to our eternal shame and disrespect to those pals and Spitty pilots.

Anonymous said...

Well said Anonymous, reading your comment and watching the actual T,V advert at the same time

I always thought your same thoughts but am always proud to put my name to it

Newsletter said...

I have read this four times now. Its either a bad joke or a feeble attempt to borrow BNP credentials in the run up to the elections in the hope of picking off the more more gullible from the BNP. I think the later is true. The sad fact is the Marxists will return to the final solution after the elections.

The Green Arrow said...


Good morning. The article is a spoof one by Watling who made it with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek.

Labour would never do anything to help the White British People.

Personally I thought it quite funny but we are all different.

Good Luck with the blog. We need all we can get, to get the truth out to our fellow true Brits.