Sunday, 29 April 2007

The Creeping Ivy and a prediction


The Green Arrow is going to make a prediction. One he just cannot get wrong.

In the past, B.N.P. support bloggers have written that as the Creeping Ivy of Islam starts to strangle Our Nation and as the cult followers numbers increase, they would make more and more "demands" and use our democracy and tolerance as a weapon against us. This is already happening.

Finally, the Moslems will become more and more vocal and their "reasonable demands" harder to accommodate without complete surrender into dhimmitude.

Eventually their numbers are such that they can enforce their will physically. This has been the way in every country that this creeping Ivy has secured a foothold in.

Algeria, Libya, Morocco, Egypt and Turkey used to be Christian Countries. Soon, Indonesia, Malaysia and Nigeria will be completely under the control of the crazy clerics and Sharia Law and slowly but surely the Ivy creeps and slowly strangles the world.

Well enough of the strangling. What is the prediction? Well it is this. Fairly soon we are going to start to see more and more demands for our shops, travel services and the like to provide "facilities" for the crazy gang to perform their ritual of "wudu".

Wudu, is a Moslem purification ritual and although not strictly required, you just know they are going to insist that it is. So for those not quite sure, here is a quick 10 step guide so you may understand what is happening should you barge into the loo in Heathrow and see it being performed.


1. Praising Allah while washing both hands up to the wrist three times, making sure that the water reaches between fingers and under rings.

2. Rinsing out the mouth thoroughly three times, using the right hand (the one not used for cleaning private parts) to bring the water to the mouth.

3. Snorting water into the nostrils from the right hand, three times, to cleanse them of demons that Muslims believe reside there, clearing the passages of any mucous using the left hand.

4. Washing off the tip of the nose with the left hand.

5. Washing the entire face three times from right ear to left ear.

6. Continuing to wash from forehead to throat.

7. Washing the right arm and then the left arm, three times, from the wrist up to the elbow, removing watches.

8. Moving wetted palms over the head from the top of the forehead to the back of the head.

9. Passing the wetted tips of the fingers into the grooves and holes of both ears, and also passing the wetted thumbs behind the ears and ear lobes.

10. Finally, washing both feet to the ankles starting with the right foot, including between the toes, then reciting: "Ash-hadu an la ilaha illal lahu wa ashhadu anna Muammadan 'abduhu wa rasuluh" – meaning there is no god but Allah and he has no partners, and Muhammad is his servant and messenger.


So there we go. Could the first person to spot a "demand" for the facilities for this ritual please let us know. Next step? Sacrificial alters on street corners.

It is time to stop the creeping ivy. Vote for the British National Party on May 3rd.


5 comments:

MrSmith said...

On a related thought, couldn't the rapes and grooming in Keighley etc be considered as sacrificial altars already?

Helena said...

As far as creeping ivy goes it can be pretty at first. It smothers dead and dying trees and adds colour to an otherwise bare Winter landscape. I'm sure this was the multicult idea of "vibrant local colour" at first.
We ignore the ivy even admire it, until it spreads as it surely must.
Time for radical pruning.
Personnally I like to live gently on the land. One mans weed is anothers wild flower, I dont favour chemicals or the purists scorched Earth policy...but I dont want anything to "take over", smpothering gentler more attractive NATIVE fauna. Control, strict but gentle control is the answer.

celtic morning said...

Why do we have to put up with this dark age nonsense in what used to be a civilised nation . Return all these idiots to where they came from , and the sooner the better .

Dave said...

As my old vicar used to say Islam is a great religion if you are an 11th century desert nomad. It isn't suitable for for the 20th century. This was back in the 70's and he should know having been a missionary in northern Nigeria he had had first hand experience of the religion of peace.

najistani said...

Wudu? Voodoo? Doggies' doo-doo?

Or contagious Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?

I suppose you could spread the rumour than the water-supply has been contaminated with Pea and Ham soup.