Do you still want that Kebab?

I try to stay away from displaying pornography here at the Home of The Green Arrow but now and again you see an image just so erotic that you just have to share it.

So you can understand when your read the following taken from here just why the poor man in the following report lost control.

A MAN has been charged with breaking German animal protection laws after he was caught on camera having sex with sheep.

The sheep's owner became suspicious last year and installed video surveillance equipment which filmed the 44-year-old in the act, police in the western region of Suedhessen said.

“He admitted sodomising the animals and had no explanation for his actions,” spokeswoman Christine Klein said.

The man, who is a Turkish national and lives in the town of Gross Gerau, faces a jail sentence of up to three years or a fine.

Now apart from wondering what sort of "enrichment" this particular gentleman brought to Germany, there remains the fact of what to do with the poor sheep after the event.

Well there we are lucky because Ayatollah Khomeini has left us very clear instructions in his "Little Green Book"

"A man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."

"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned."

Now some might ask if death is fair on an animal that may not have consented? Could it avoid death by finding four other animal witnesses claiming it was rape? What if the animal objects to the cruel Halal practice for ending its life? I think we should be told.

Never trust a dog to watch your food.