Friday, 6 April 2007

Do you still want that Kebab?

I try to stay away from displaying pornography here at the Home of The Green Arrow but now and again you see an image just so erotic that you just have to share it.

So you can understand when your read the following taken from here just why the poor man in the following report lost control.

A MAN has been charged with breaking German animal protection laws after he was caught on camera having sex with sheep.

The sheep's owner became suspicious last year and installed video surveillance equipment which filmed the 44-year-old in the act, police in the western region of Suedhessen said.

“He admitted sodomising the animals and had no explanation for his actions,” spokeswoman Christine Klein said.

The man, who is a Turkish national and lives in the town of Gross Gerau, faces a jail sentence of up to three years or a fine.

Now apart from wondering what sort of "enrichment" this particular gentleman brought to Germany, there remains the fact of what to do with the poor sheep after the event.

Well there we are lucky because Ayatollah Khomeini has left us very clear instructions in his "Little Green Book"

"A man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."

"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned."

Now some might ask if death is fair on an animal that may not have consented? Could it avoid death by finding four other animal witnesses claiming it was rape? What if the animal objects to the cruel Halal practice for ending its life? I think we should be told.

Never trust a dog to watch your food.


Anonymous said...

Would it not be more humane to kill the dirty pervert that assaulted a dumb innocent animal instead?. To think we have welcomed this type of barbaric mentality into the country, and allowed our corrupt and inept masters to elevate them to a status well above the long suffering host population. Mad crazy insane naive incompetent the words fail me. And Tone's evil watchers can haul me off for saying so, but this is not humanity. Disgusting, and where do the Animal Liberation lot stand on this... but to condemm the vile act would go against their lefty principles wouldnt it?

The Green Arrow said...

Anon, I agree with you. Just because I make light of a subject does not mean that inside I am not seething.

It is my way of retaining my sanity.

Helena said...

Over on liars buggers and theives blog here is an old story run by he Sun newspaper of a similar story in Briain a few months back.

What goes on in these halal slaughterhouses before the poor thing is bled to death?

And you're right anon where are PETA in this, throwing paint on pensioners with an ancient fur coat from a charity, that's where, or perhaps terrorising a guy for breeding guinea pigs and digging up his dead mother.

Twisted double standards rule this country, where you cant dock a hunting dogs tail but you can sexually abuse livestock and not end up in the papers.

Aberdeen Group Organiser said...

Please God let the BNP get elected so all Halal meat sex sho/sorry Butchers can be closed down, Lets rid the land of these barbaric parasites

Felicity said...

You'd have to keep a night watch on those pretty little Aberdeen Angus wandering around uncovered group organiser?

Now you have another headache you hadn't thought of haven't you?
You thought you only had to protect the interests of homo sapiens, but the cult of Islam croses not just race and gender but species now!

Its a great pity we can't get the livestock to vote BNP as well in their own interests.

Having said that I'd check the postal votes for any Buttercup and Daisys voting Labour or Lib Dem.
Someone has surely thought of it.